Saturday, April 26, 2008

Austin Baby Shower Locations

Dr. House ... bits of dialogue

[House arriva in infermeria e si presenta ai malati in sala d'attesa]
House: Buongiorno malati! E buongiorno anche ai loro cari! Tanto per non perdere tempo con inutili ciance, io sono Dr. Gregory House, you can call me Greg. I am one of three doctors at the clinic this morning service.
Cuddy: Sweet and concise, a folder!
House: This ray of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy, she runs the hospital. Unfortunately too busy to devote to you. I am a qualified, a diagnostician, chronically bored with dual specialization in infectious diseases and nephrology, as well as the only doctor working here against his will. Thus, not! But fear not, for many of you to do my job would take a monkey with a box of aspirin. By the way, if you see me take this particularly annoying is Vicodin, it's mine, you can not have it! Oh no, not I have the problem of controlling pain, the pain is just my problem. But who knows, maybe I'm wrong ... Maybe I'm too tangled up. So, those who choose me? [No one raises his hand] And those who prefer to wait for one of the other two? [Everyone raises their hands]

Cameron: The incident did not cause the bleeding.
House: No, the hemorrhage caused the accident, the blood made it slippery asphalt.
Chase: Antibiotics are nauseous.
Keith: Even the stew ...

House: I have three reasons to give you.
Cuddy: Good?
House: Now let's see ... I'm inventing them now!
Wife of Hank [About Theories House]: find another explanation!
House: Okay, yes. I have one in the other pants!
House: You feel a perverse pleasure to always tell me no.
Cuddy: I live only for this ... Once in a while but rovinami life: Ask me something I can say yes!
Wife of Hank: You have a sign saying "Keep out!" Printed in the face ...
House: Um, I was told to put it there, attached to the door!

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