James Thurber
One afternoon a big wolf waited in a dark forest the arrival of a young girl carrying a basket of food for his grandmother. Finally a girl came, and was carrying a basket with food. "Are you carrying that basket to your grandmother?" asked the wolf. The girl said yes. So the wolf asked her where her grandmother lived, the girl told him and he disappeared among the trees.
When the girl opened the door of her grandmother's house he saw that someone was in bed wearing a headset and a nightgown. Approaching had stopped no more 7 meters away from the bed when he saw that it was not his grandmother but the wolf, even in her nightgown a wolf does not look like your grandmother more than the Metro-Goldwyn lion looks like Calvin Coolidge. Then the girl took the basket from his automatic pistol and shot the wolf.
(Moral: Cheating girls nowadays is no longer as easy as it once)
This I found (I'm not kidding) on the site of my university O_o;, he must have used the English teacher in a lesson ... ^ ^;; here is obviously on the site was in English, I tried to translate it as I could, I hope I have done a good job ^ ^;;
... goodbye ..
